A funny vintage-inspired get well soon greeting card. "At Least It's Not Syphilis". This card is perfect for uplifting spirits during a challenging time with just the right amount of irreverent humor.
DETAILS
• Premium quality, soft touch cardstock
• Precision laser cut
• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
• Blank inside
🇺🇸 ♻️ Each card is printed in the USA using recycled materials.
At Least It's Not Syphilis - Irreverent Get Well Card
How Long Does It Take to Process an Order?
We process orders within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We make every effort to fulfill orders as quickly as possible.
Where Do You Ship From?
We are based in Rockford, MI
Where Do You Ship To?
Bad Betty Greeting Co. currently ships domestic only which includes shipping within the US and US territories such as Puerto Rico and Virgin Islands. This also includes shipping to military bases (APO/FPO/DPO).
How Long Does Shipping Take?
We primarily use USPS Ground Advantage which includes tracking, delivery confirmation, and takes approximately 2–5 business days to arrive (possibly longer for states like Hawaii). You can upgrade to USPS Priority (1–3 business days) for an additional charge.
How Do I Get Free Shipping?
All orders $20+ include free shipping!
I Need Help With My Order
If you need any assistance with your order, please contact us immediately. We will not be able to make changes to your order after it has shipped.
Reviews
This was one of the funniest cards I have ever purchased. I laughed til I cried and so did my friend who I sent it to. She had just had knee surgery and was quite grumpy. Will buy it again for the right person.
This was the BEST Get Well card I got for a friend that is fighting cancer but still has a great sense of humor. It really made all of our day!! Quality of card is great. I could even frame it.
As usual, the cards hit the nail on the head! I am a big fan of your sense of humor!!
Great quality of cardstock and imagery. I love that this card is sure to bring a smile.
Our friend had surgery today can't wait to hear from him when he receives his card!