A funny vintage-inspired birthday greeting card. "Balloons are so weird. It's like saying happy birthday, here's a sack of my breath."
DETAILS
• Premium quality, soft touch cardstock
• Precision laser cut
• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
• Blank inside
🇺🇸 ♻️ Each card is printed in the USA using recycled materials.
Balloons Are So Weird - Funny Vintage Birthday Card
How Long Does It Take to Process an Order?
We process orders within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We make every effort to fulfill orders as quickly as possible.
Where Do You Ship From?
We are based in Rockford, MI
Where Do You Ship To?
Bad Betty Greeting Co. currently ships domestic only which includes shipping within the US and US territories such as Puerto Rico and Virgin Islands. This also includes shipping to military bases (APO/FPO/DPO).
How Long Does Shipping Take?
We primarily use USPS Ground Advantage which includes tracking, delivery confirmation, and takes approximately 2–5 business days to arrive (possibly longer for states like Hawaii). You can upgrade to USPS Priority (1–3 business days) for an additional charge.
How Do I Get Free Shipping?
All orders $20+ include free shipping!
I Need Help With My Order
If you need any assistance with your order, please contact us immediately. We will not be able to make changes to your order after it has shipped.
Reviews
I love their products so much as it goes with my sense of humor which is hard to find. I am looking forward to them expanding their inventory. I bought a couples items as B-day gifts and looking forward to my friend's response. They were great in communicating regarding order and sent the cutest Thank you card!! I was so happy with my order that I immediately ordered more this time ,I got sticky notes. I am looking forward to receiving them!! I highly recommend this company.
I love this card. I love all of your cards. Clever, hilariously funny, wonderful art. Oh, and I received my order so quickly! Five stars for sure!
perfect review of a balloon!