The most over-the-top, raunchy and depraved birthday card for your mutually humored friends.
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DETAILS
• Premium quality, soft touch cardstock
• Precision laser cut
• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
• Blank inside
🇺🇸 ♻️ Each card is printed in the USA using recycled materials.
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How Long Does It Take to Process an Order?
We process orders within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We make every effort to fulfill orders as quickly as possible.
Where Do You Ship From?
We are based in Rockford, MI
Where Do You Ship To?
Bad Betty Greeting Co. currently ships domestic only which includes shipping within the US and US territories such as Puerto Rico and Virgin Islands. This also includes shipping to military bases (APO/FPO/DPO).
How Long Does Shipping Take?
We primarily use USPS Ground Advantage which includes tracking, delivery confirmation, and takes approximately 2–5 business days to arrive (possibly longer for states like Hawaii). You can upgrade to USPS Priority (1–3 business days) for an additional charge.
How Do I Get Free Shipping?
All orders $20+ include free shipping!
I Need Help With My Order
If you need any assistance with your order, please contact us immediately. We will not be able to make changes to your order after it has shipped.
Reviews
This fun card was a HUGE hit for my friend's 86th birthday!! It 's the perfect card for someone who had everything he needs, is difficult to buy for, has an open mind and a great sense of humor!!