Make them laugh this Valentine’s Day with our "Hold Still, Fucker" card! With a mischievous Cupid aiming his arrow right at you, it’s the perfect way to blend love with a good dose of humor.
DETAILS
• Premium quality, soft touch cardstock
• Specialty die cut
• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
• Blank inside
• All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve
🇺🇸 Each card is printed in the USA.
Hold Still, Fucker - Funny Cupid Valentine's Day Card
How Long Does It Take to Process an Order?
We process orders within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We make every effort to fulfill orders as quickly as possible.
Where Do You Ship From?
We are based in Rockford, MI
Where Do You Ship To?
Bad Betty Greeting Co. currently ships domestic only which includes shipping within the US and US territories such as Puerto Rico and Virgin Islands. This also includes shipping to military bases (APO/FPO/DPO).
How Long Does Shipping Take?
We primarily use USPS Ground Advantage which includes tracking, delivery confirmation, and takes approximately 2–5 business days to arrive (possibly longer for states like Hawaii). You can upgrade to USPS Priority (1–3 business days) for an additional charge.
How Do I Get Free Shipping?
All orders $20+ include free shipping!
I Need Help With My Order
If you need any assistance with your order, please contact us immediately. We will not be able to make changes to your order after it has shipped.
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