A refreshing departure from your typical sweet and sappy holiday greeting card: introducing our Mini 12 Day of Sarcastic Christmas Card Gift Set. These cards pack a rebellious punch that are sure to raise an eyebrow and spread laughter.
CONTENTS:
• 12 miniature cards 3.75" tall x 2.5" wide
• 12 miniature kraft envelopes
• Box
CARDS INCLUDE
• Fa–la–fucking–la
• ‘Tis the damn season.
• Time to get your “It’s just what I wanted” face ready.
• A basic Christmas card for a basic bitch.
• Spoiler alert: he dies.
• It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this.
• Save water, drink cocoa.
• He sees you when you’re drinking . . .
• Nothing for you, whore!
• Santa doesn’t believe in you either.
• Merry Christmas to my favorite ho.
• Bite me.
Please note: Cards and envelopes are not big enough to be sent through the mail. However they are perfect for gifting in person, slipping in a packed lunch, or a stocking!
Each card and carton is printed in the USA using recycled materials.
Mini 12 Days of Sarcastic Christmas Card Gift Set
How Long Does It Take to Process an Order?
We process orders within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We make every effort to fulfill orders as quickly as possible.
Where Do You Ship From?
We are based in Rockford, MI
Where Do You Ship To?
Bad Betty Greeting Co. currently ships domestic only which includes shipping within the US and US territories such as Puerto Rico and Virgin Islands. This also includes shipping to military bases (APO/FPO/DPO).
How Long Does Shipping Take?
We primarily use USPS Ground Advantage which includes tracking, delivery confirmation, and takes approximately 2–5 business days to arrive (possibly longer for states like Hawaii). You can upgrade to USPS Priority (1–3 business days) for an additional charge.
How Do I Get Free Shipping?
All orders $20+ include free shipping!
I Need Help With My Order
If you need any assistance with your order, please contact us immediately. We will not be able to make changes to your order after it has shipped.
Reviews
These are all hilarious, and the images are so enticing, that one would never expect such a greeting! Loved them!