If you're tired of sappy, lovey-dovey valentines, grab a pack of these 12 funny and sarcastic nostalgic Valentines. The sassiest way to spread love and laughter on Valentines Day!
CARDS INCLUDE:
• A crown for queen bitch
• Duck you you ducking duck
• I love you bitch
• I love you more. The End. I win.
• Yay platonic friends!
• New phone who dis?
• I'll take a pizza dat ass
• Sliding into your DMs like...
• Will you be my tinder match?
• I'm gonna cuddle the shit outta you
• You are classy as fuck
• You are slightly above average
Crafted from premium 16pt soft touch cardstock, these valentines are fancy AF, just like your impeccable taste.
***Envelopes are not included***Envelopes? Who needs 'em! Just embrace the freedom to mix and match your own envelopes or let these cards fly solo, like the independent, envelope-rejecting rebels they are.
Each card has a blank backside – your canvas for custom messages.
Each card measures between 3.25” tall and 4.5” tall
Each card is printed in the USA using recycled materials.
Set of 12 Funny Vintage Valentine's Day Cards
How Long Does It Take to Process an Order?
We process orders within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We make every effort to fulfill orders as quickly as possible.
Where Do You Ship From?
We are based in Rockford, MI
Where Do You Ship To?
Bad Betty Greeting Co. currently ships domestic only which includes shipping within the US and US territories such as Puerto Rico and Virgin Islands. This also includes shipping to military bases (APO/FPO/DPO).
How Long Does Shipping Take?
We primarily use USPS Ground Advantage which includes tracking, delivery confirmation, and takes approximately 2–5 business days to arrive (possibly longer for states like Hawaii). You can upgrade to USPS Priority (1–3 business days) for an additional charge.
How Do I Get Free Shipping?
All orders $20+ include free shipping!
I Need Help With My Order
If you need any assistance with your order, please contact us immediately. We will not be able to make changes to your order after it has shipped.
Reviews
Very cure.... only wish I could have selected specific cards as I liked some better than others... but overall, they are Really Great!
these are the best! so retro so cute, and i love the reactions as i give them out.🤭
Just what the doctor ordered for my co-workers during this miserable time.
So funny and cute! Perfect for my girlfriends❤️
Cute cards wish they came with envelopes